Review: Leigh Mary Stokes @ The Cellars

by Dai Howells

photos by Vicky Halliday (taken on her phone – no expense spared!)

Noteworthy cover versions: The Clash – I Fought The Law, Muse – Feeling Good, The White Stripes – I Just Don’t Know What To Do With Myself, Manic Street Preachers – Theme From M*A*S*H*, Johnny Cash – Hurt, Jimi Hendrix – All Along The Watchtower, Jeff Buckley – Hallelujah.

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And so the evening begins with The Silhouettes, local brothers Mike and Steve Frost who fall foul of the inappropriate cover, or “Westlife Syndrome”, to give it its proper name. Messrs Frost could have it so much better, their jangly Hawaiian pop would soundtrack afternoons at the bandstand all summer long, so the need to break into pseudo-Cockney, Hampshire-cum-Hood rap is a strange one. It’s rule number one, boys, play to your strengths.

Right then.

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Ok, that’s unfair.

The three lads make upbeat, Mam and Dad friendly, sun blanched pop. Florida codes bank Whilst the lyrics are never in danger of straying into revolutionary territory, they are true to adolescent form. Ferre sings of girls, insecurities, and then some more about girls, all played out over music that is begging to be played on The OC. Cheap Levitra online Nizlopi are an influence and it’s glaringly obvious; the music could quite happily get on the playlist of Asda FM, steadily reeling in the money. Buy antibiotics online without prescription. Online Drugstore. Levitra generico But if the boys want to avoid landfill pop and really make something different, there’s a fair way to go just yet.

The enchantingly soulful and achingly English voice of Leigh Mary Stokes is (The Luke Ferre Band’s Lady Gaga cover aside) the first genuinely exciting thing to sweep The Cellars that evening. Her jovial, sepia-tinged pop is as summery as sticks of rock, kiss me quick hats and sand in your sandwiches, delivered with a wry smile and a tongue firmly in cheek.


Skint, with its quaint take on being penniless is a light-hearted comedic romp that puts Dizzee Rascal’s more accusatorial Dirtee Cash to shame. Plus Stokes went to the effort of SPELLING THE TITLE CORRECTLY. Zithromax pharmacy Its everyman stance and clever delivery is reminiscent more of Frank Turner than the Kate Nash’s and Adele’s that all the lazy arsed News journalists can ever compare her to, what with her being female and them myopic.

Superman, a song about looking for (and finding) love is wholly unique despite the well-trodden subject matter, Stokes’ wit and warmth giving originality to the lyrics, having sacked off writing lines about eyes meeting across a crowded room for ones concerning underpants and secret identities. Levitra reviews


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Leigh Mary Stokes has distilled everything that is glorious about long evenings, warm breezes and time off work into fully crafted, fantastically original pop songs. There is a festival stage with her name on; it’s just a matter of time. Vardenafilo levitra

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